February 2012
That moment when you try to catch all the perfume... →
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I really fucking love potatoes. →
justforweirdos:
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Honestly, look at these versatile mother fuckers.
They can be
Hot
Cold
Healthy
Unhealthy
Simple
Fancy
Eaten on the go
Ugh. Potato appreciation post.
THIS
POTATO. I should do a cheese appreciation post…
POTATO
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POTATOES YES YOU MUST LOVE THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE PERUVIAN!
It's nice to feel wanted sometimes.
You know you're a Tumblr addict when...
paging-doctorfaggot:
When you accidentally sneeze/spit on your computer
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and you get tiny drops of color on your monitor.
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I just don't see how a world with such wonderful...
Peeta: Look at this bread
Peeta: Isn't it neat?
Peeta: Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Peeta: Wouldn't you think I'm the boy
Peeta: The boy who has every bread?
Peeta: Look at this loaf.
Peeta: Flavors untold.
Peeta: How many flours can one loaf hold?
Peeta: Looking around here you'd think
Peeta: "Sure, he bakes everything."
Peeta: I've got wheat-bread, biscuits aplenty.
Peeta: I've got cornbread, and crumpets galore!
Peeta: You want bagels?
Peeta: I've got twenty!
Peeta: But who cares?
Peeta: No big deal...
Peeta: I WANT MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
If I like you, I like you.
staypozitive:
I’m not saying i like you because
you’re hot
you’re sexy
you’re fine
you’ve got a nice body
you’re perfect,
I like you because
you can be yourself around me
you make me smile
your personality
you do the weirdest things and I find it cute
Find someone who can change your life, not your...
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blainetheasspirate:
Sebastian was the one who proposed.
He had been starting to grow impatient for the past few years. He had gotten over the “I’m-going-to-fuck-guys-and-never-be-in-a-relationship-with-any-of-them-for-the-rest-of-my-life” persona he had in high school long ago. He pretty…
Anonymous asked: What would you do if you lost your best friend?
Don't talk to me.
mahalkitax3:
Don’t talk to me if the only reason you’re here is because you’re bored. Don’t make me your last resort just cause you feel lonely or you have nothing else better to do. Do i entertain you? I’m not going to be the person you run to, then suddenly leave when someone better comes along.
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